What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?